Stories By Emiliano Gomez
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5 Reductions to Student Living Now That Strike Demands Have Been Accepted
UCLA strike-handler Alvarez Plock caved to on-campus demands on Thursday, realizing that UCLA students couldn’t function...
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4 Potential Strikes at UCLA That Could Ruin Your Life
Whether you awoke at 6:30 a.m. because of outside protesters, rallied with the marchers for the...
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6 People You Should Blatantly Ignore When You’re on Bruin Walk
Bruin Walk: land of everyone you have ever regretted meeting and that middle-aged guy with a...
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6 Reasons The Smart, Talented, And Extremely Likable Josh Rosen Will Go Top 3 in The NFL Draft
Some call him the prototypical NFL QB, with legacy-leaving college stats and basics that make recruiters...
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QUIZ: What Southern California Town Are You Ashamed of Being From?
Everybody has baggage. Some people have crazy ex-girlfriends and dormant STDs, and some people are just...
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In The Year 2019: UCLA Basketball Fans Go Wild After No.1 Seed Reveal
On the evening of Selection Sunday, in celebration of UCLA basketball’s conquest as a No.1 seed,...
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UCLA Men’s Settles For Beating The ‘Smart Schools’ For Rest of Season
Like gym teams in elementary school, UCLA men’s basketball only has the capability of beating the...
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Lambda Messes with ‘Fireball Wednesday,’ Creates Fireball Week
In response to dwindling Fireball Friday participants, Lambda Chi Alpha president Greg Jones hatched a nefarious...
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Trump Offers BBB Swag in Exchange for LiAngelo Ball in Shoplifting Crime
HANGZHOU, CHINA — U.S. President Donald Trump has offered “huge amounts” of Big Baller Brand merchandise to President Xi Jinping...
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LiAngelo Ball Caught Shoplifting, Still Unable To Steal Spotlight
HANGZHOU, CHINA — After years suffering as the middle brother in the Ball family, LiAngelo Ball reportedly had...