Emma Oxnevad

DePaul

5 Last-Resort Steps of Convincing The Nightly Desk Attendant You’re Definitely Not Drunk

After a wild night of trying desperately to seem cool at a Wrigleyville rager, you’re about...

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DePaul Frats Gearing Up Various Controversies to Stay Relevant Next Fall

While sororities are likely planning bid day themes and a way to patent chapter-branded tampons, DePaul...

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DePaul Dorm Rats Excited to Become Empty Nesters Soon

With the year coming to a close, the few and proud living on campus are eager...

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Report: DePaul Students from Suburbs Remain Weirdly Enchanted by the CTA

For long-time residents of Chicago, the CTA is nothing more than a urine-scented meat locker, with...

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Should You Apply to Become an RA or an OL? Take this Quiz to Find Out Why You’re Unqualified for Both

Shit! The year is almost over and you’re still broke! While you could always pray to...

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DePaul PSA: New Party Rules Tailored to Not Upset Lincoln Park Neighbors

Here at DePaul, Saturday’s are most definitely not for the boys. While DePaul has been continuously...

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The 5 Types of Insufferable Hipsters You Encounter at DePaul

DePaul hipsters: you either are one or are in the process of being ghosted by one....

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QUIZ: Is Your New DePaul Dude Woke, or Just DTF?

It’s a new quarter and, surprise! You’ve met a cute, ~socially conscious~ new guy and you...

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Columbia Relieved to Return to Focusing on Weird Art and Cigarettes

And all was right with the world. This past Saturday, Loyola got their asses handed to...