Stories By Emma Oxnevad
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DePaul
5 Last-Resort Steps of Convincing The Nightly Desk Attendant You’re Definitely Not Drunk
After a wild night of trying desperately to seem cool at a Wrigleyville rager, you’re about...
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DePaul
DePaul Frats Gearing Up Various Controversies to Stay Relevant Next Fall
While sororities are likely planning bid day themes and a way to patent chapter-branded tampons, DePaul...
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DePaul
DePaul Dorm Rats Excited to Become Empty Nesters Soon
With the year coming to a close, the few and proud living on campus are eager...
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DePaul
Report: DePaul Students from Suburbs Remain Weirdly Enchanted by the CTA
For long-time residents of Chicago, the CTA is nothing more than a urine-scented meat locker, with...
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DePaul
Should You Apply to Become an RA or an OL? Take this Quiz to Find Out Why You’re Unqualified for Both
Shit! The year is almost over and you’re still broke! While you could always pray to...
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DePaul
DePaul PSA: New Party Rules Tailored to Not Upset Lincoln Park Neighbors
Here at DePaul, Saturday’s are most definitely not for the boys. While DePaul has been continuously...
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DePaul
The 5 Types of Insufferable Hipsters You Encounter at DePaul
DePaul hipsters: you either are one or are in the process of being ghosted by one....
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DePaul
DePaul Students Convinced Owning a Denim Jacket is Equivalent to a Personality
April 16, 2018Despite the weather being set to remain cold and miserable for God knows how long, it...
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DePaul
QUIZ: Is Your New DePaul Dude Woke, or Just DTF?
It’s a new quarter and, surprise! You’ve met a cute, ~socially conscious~ new guy and you...
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Columbia
Columbia Relieved to Return to Focusing on Weird Art and Cigarettes
And all was right with the world. This past Saturday, Loyola got their asses handed to...