Stories By Ethan S
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Wisconsin
Frank Kaminsky Homeless After Humanities Bridge Collapses
March 2, 2015Shocking news for a campus that “literally can’t even,” as of late, the amazing and super...
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Campus Life
Voldemort’s Two Cents on the Wisconsin Budget Cuts
February 4, 2015In the midst of the new budget proposal by Scott Walker last week, many teachers and...
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Campus Life
So You Messed Up the Bus Schedule
February 2, 2015So. It finally happened. The inevitable incident that must befall all city dwellers at one point...
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Wisconsin
Forget Last Semester. Prepare For a Fresh New Hell
January 20, 2015Welcome back Badgers, it’s spring semester; time to bathe in the glory of all your Christmas...
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Wisconsin
An Ode to Kwik Trip
December 3, 2014If you haven’t been to the Kwik Trip on Monroe Street, what is wrong with you?...
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Satire
New Film from Sharknado Director to be Filmed in Madison
November 18, 2014Fans of Sharknado—all five of you—rejoice! Another soon-to-be Academy Award snub from the brilliant mind behind...
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Campus Life
Voldemort Loses Election, Everyone Pissed
November 10, 2014In a shocking turn of events from the previously shocking turn of events of last week,...
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Campus Life
Mother Nature: First Class Tease
November 6, 2014We had some gorgeous weather in Madison last week, reaching an intensely satisfying 70-something degrees. Obviously,...
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Wisconsin
Lord Voldemort Surpasses Burke and Walker in Race for Governor
October 29, 2014In an exciting turn of events, Mary Burke and Scott Walker are now in second and...
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Wisconsin
Local Hipster to Hold His Own Freakfest: ‘Frakfast’
October 29, 2014UW student Atticus Butch has been very busy with his party planning, preparing for none other...