Stories By Evan Rittenhouse
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4 Foolproof Ways to Successfully Disrupt UCLA Tour Groups
Finals is in full swing, you’re outside Kerckhoff, a tour group rocks on through, and your...
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6 Ways to Convince Yourself You’re Studying for Finals so You Don’t Hate Yourself
During this gorgeous finals season, when the hot-red faces of sober try-hards reminds everybody that we...
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4 Best Ways to Pick Up Girls in Powell During Finals
So you’re getting ready for the finals week grind, hitting Powell daily, and one day you...
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6 UCLA Buildings Personified as the People Who Use Them Most
We all have our favorite building on campus. Some of us love the quietus of humanities,...
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6 Surefire Ways to Burn Bridges With Your UCLA Roommate
We’ve all had that one roommate: the one we tell stories about, who treats every night...
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Bruinwalk Bamboozle: Are Professors Inflating Their Ratings?
Earlier this week, a student oversight committee caught teachers inflating their BruinWalk ratings in an attempt...
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6 Best Ways to Pick Up UCLA Girls at the John Wooden Center
For every time at Wooden you’ve asked yourself, “How do I get that girl in Lulu...
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Bird Scooters Impounding Connected to Fraternity-Run Racing Ring
UCLA campus police removed Bird scooters this week after a local elderly woman was injured by...
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Bruin Develops God Complex After UCLA Meme Post Success
UCLA sophomore Jess “Tag a Slut” Rogers, who posted the first 10,000-plus like meme to UCLA...
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UCLA Sophomore With Old Snapchat Feels Like ‘Last Remaining Survivor’
The new Snapchat update has been a complete failure: it’s caused streaks to disappear, people to post...