Stories By Hannah Harlan
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Delaware
You May Have Gotten the Invitation to His Spring Formal, But I Got the Grotto’s Wristband
So he asked you to his formal. He got down on one knee and begged for...
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Delaware
Going the Extra Mile: This UDPD Officer Held a Sophomore’s Hair on N Chap While his Partner Wrote her a Citation
This past Saturday, a UDPD officer was seen holding back sophomore Daniela Jackson’s hair as she...
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Delaware
4 Years Ago Today: The Grottos Dumpster Couple Graced Newark
It’s been a couple years, but St. Patrick’s Day at UD is linked with one of...
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Delaware
Stop Buying All the Discount Tuesday Tickets for ‘Black Panther’ at The Main Street Movies, I Wanna See It!
I’m warning you guys, you better stop buying all the Black Panther tickets at the Main...
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Satire
Twas the Night Before Fratmas
Twas the night before Fratmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not...
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Delaware
Local Radicals Make List of All the Words They Can Think of, Proudly Display it On Green
This afternoon, some local radicals gathered at the top of the University of Delaware Green to...
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Campus Life
Local Fraternity Man Diagnosed With Feelings-Simplex During Cuffing Season
This past Monday morning, University of Delaware sophomore Brad Hampton exited the school’s health center after...
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Delaware
The Top 7 Non-Sexual Ways UD Turns You On
What’s better than sex? Not much, to be honest. (Sorry if you’re a virgin, but...
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Delaware
A Spooky Map of UD
Halloween is quickly approaching, so it’s important to keep a special map of campus handy...
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Delaware
Which Newark Street Should You Live On Next Year?
Fall is the time of year that most students begin scrambling to look for somewhere...