Stories By Henry Thomas
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Georgia
5 Shitty Food Items We Ate From The Park Hall Vending Machine
It’s an unspoken rule that every vending machine must include a few shitty food items, bordering...
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Georgia
Incredible: Austin Peay Spent The $500,000 It Got From Playing UGA On Therapy To Deal With A 45-0 Shutout
Other than receiving a thorough spanking in the Austin Peay vs Georgia game last weekend, the...
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Georgia
6 Most Convenient Places To Drunkenly Throw Up In Downtown Athens
The good students at UGA know that sometimes there’s nothing to be done but drink idiotic...
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Georgia
Will Your Dope Outfit Get You Denied From 100 Proof?
Check ‘em off, and we’ll see if you can get into 100 Proof in Athens. That...
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Georgia
Freshman Doesn’t Leave Class She’s Not Supposed To Be In For Fear Of Looking Like The Biggest Idiot In The World
Freshman biology major Regina McCullers didn’t leave a class she wasn’t supposed to be in on...
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Georgia
UGA Football Walk-On’s Hopes Dashed After Season-Ending Masturbation Injury
Incoming freshman William Nickolas was devastated to learn this week that his chances of joining the...
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Georgia
6 Signs He’s Only Dating You to Get to Your Mom
To be young and in love with somebody’s mom. If you’re worried that your man might...
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Georgia
UGA Student Dons his Boots to Play Some Footie with His Mates After Watching 1 World Cup Game
One UGA student reportedly underwent a sudden transformation after watching France defeat Belgium in a World...