Stories By Sleazer Rodney
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Delaware
Actual State of Delaware Breaks Off from North America, No One Notices
While the rest of the world had its eyes on a Delaware-sized iceberg breaking off the...
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Delaware
Starter Packs for UD Academic Colleges
With a seemingly endless academic hierarchy dictating the college career you’ve been bullshitting your...
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Delaware
UD Satire News Writer Still Figuring Out How to Market Useless Skills to Employers
According to recent reports, parody news writer and graduating senior Holden Kata is still unsure...
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Delaware
Places on UD’s Campus to Flip the Bird Before You Graduate
I Love UD Day may have been yesterday, but as the great Hannah Montana once...
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Delaware
5 Desperate Ways to Cut the Line on Rooney’s Pitcher Night
We’ve all been there: it’s a semi-decent Thursday night, and you and your friends are...
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Delaware
A Sh*tty Guide to Taking Sh*tty Grad Pics on UD’s Sh*tty Campus
It’s time to take basic graduation photos in your aggressively overpriced graduation attire front of the...
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Delaware
Blue Hen Ambassador’s Cold Sore Has Lovely Time on Campus Tour
According to recent reports, a succulent, sprightly cold sore that emerged on Blue Hen Ambassador...
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Delaware
What Your UD Major REALLY Says About You
Whether we’re aware of it or not, there are certain connotations associated with each...
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Delaware
5 Spotify Playlists to Soundtrack the UD Experience
You might think that going to the University of Delaware is just like going to...
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Delaware
Students Didn’t Think UD Could Get Any Whiter, Nor’easter Says “Hold My Beer”
This past Monday, taking UD sophomore Bianca Weissvolk’s claim that “UD couldn’t possibly become whiter”...