Stories By Jacqui Brady
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Florida State University
Huh: Weather Channel Finds That Hurricane Michael Looks Like A Huge Dick
Tallahassee residents have been urged to evacuate in wake of Hurricane Michael’s landfall Wednesday afternoon. The...
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Florida State University
Studies Show Students With 8 A.M. Classes In HCB Are Taller Than You, Recycle, And Have Really Nice Skin
A recent study performed by Florida State University has found evidence that attending 8 a.m. courses...
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Florida State University
Territorial Bros Growl And Circle Weight Rack At The Leach When Unfamiliar Girl Approaches
An incident occurred Friday at the Leach when an unfamiliar female gym attendant approached the free...
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Florida State University
FSU Fraternity Members Build Booby Traps To Catch Some Serious Milfs On Parents’ Weekend
In anticipation of Florida State University’s upcoming 35th annual Parents’ Weekend, local fraternities are preparing for...
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Florida State University
FSU To Replace Tradepost With Ye Olde General Store
FSU officials confirmed last week that the Oglesby Union Tradepost, a popular pit stop for students...
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Florida State University
Pit Of Quick Sand Opens On West Tennessee Street, Traffic Somehow Gets Faster
A leisurely drive in usual bumper-to-bumper traffic on West Tennessee Street took a turn for the...
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Florida State University
How To Get An Invite To Coli Now That It’s Hidden In Target’s Basement
Sometimes the end of something good means the beginning of something great. In Tallahassee, the end...
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Florida State University
5 Guys You Could Date in Tallahassee Now That Justin Bieber Is Officially Off the Market
Sorry ladies – Justin Bieber is officially off the market. For many FSU students who have...
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Florida State University
5 Tips for Preparing for Hurricane Season in Tallahassee When You Have Never Been Self-Sufficient in Your Entire Life
Summer C has officially kicked off, and that means every hot summer day brings us closer...
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Florida State University
FSU Students Who Didn’t Dress Up For White Trash Wednesday: These Are Their Stories
For FSU students summer means White Trash Wednesday, and #WTW means it is time to get...