Stories By Jamie Dubow
-
Florida
A Eulogy For Dennis Kane: Gone From Campus, But Not From Our Hearts
My Darling Dennis, Although we did not have much conversation—in fact, I actively avoided you more...
-
Florida
Turlington’s Potato Steadily Baking in Gainesville Heat
Although summer has not yet officially started, Gainesville has seen no mercy; temperatures have already soared...
-
Florida
A Judgmental Map of UF’s Frat Row
Here’s what’s left of the University of Florida’s Frat Row, and freshmen dweebs everywhere are scrambling...
-
Florida
Can You Score Some Weed From a UF Professor?
Stoners everywhere rejoice! You want to smoke now, but, unfortunately, you got too high last night...
-
Florida
How to Call D!BS Without Sounding Like a Complete Asshole
At some point in every Gator’s life comes the time to awkwardly interrupt a group of...
-
Florida
UF Class of 2022! Looking for a Roommate for Fall 2018!!!!
Hey everyone! My name is Jamie, and I’m so excited to be a part of the...
-
Florida
7 Things Everyone Fools Themselves into Believing About UF
April Fool’s Day is our favorite holiday here at The Black Sheep; an entire holiday dedicated...
-
Florida
You’ll Know What The Good Life Is If You Have One Of These Sexy UF Professors
Professors come from all walks of life in all shapes and sizes, but only the most...
-
Florida
University of Florida Accepts Own Sloppy Seconds by Rehiring Dan Mullen
On November 26th, a mere 24 hours after the University of Florida football team lost pitifully...
-
Florida
UF to Host Auditions for New Head Football Coach
After head coach Jim McElwain was fired from the Gators football team, UF students and faculty...