Stories By Nancy Dawson
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Illinois
Top 5 Things to Snort in your Chicago Suburb to get the Same High as a Blue Guy
Ah, the suburbs. Close enough to Chicago to lie to people and say you’re from Chicago,...
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Illinois
Frat Star Falls into Depression After Beer Bonging Alone All Summer
It’s already been a long summer for Lambda Sigma Alpha member, and beer-bong specialist, Dylan Francis....
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Illinois
UIUC Frat Bro Beats JUUL Withdrawals by Taking Up Black Tar Heroin
JUULs are taking UIUC by storm, and they show no signs of stopping. College kids can’t...
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Illinois
Op-Ed: I’m Going to Your Formal Because I Want to Drink for Free, Not Because I Want to Smash
It’s formal season, ladies. You have a feeling your totally friendzoned best friend is going to...
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Illinois
Op-Ed: Don’t Swipe Right on Uggos Just for Cardi B
College students nationwide are participating in a Tinder swipe off to win a free Cardi B...
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Illinois
5 UIUC-Inspired Flavored Condoms For Your Next Hookup
Every Illini at one point or another has believed they’ve found the love of their life...
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Illinois
Exposing Chancellor Robert Jones — The Secret Sexual Propaganda Buried in His Emails
Dear reader! Welcome to INFOSHEEP, the new and improved campus news source you’ve always needed to...
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Illinois
Opinion: I Should Be Able To Listen To The Music Playing Outside Mr. Kyoto Without Being Judged
Mr. Kyoto may just be Champaign-Urbana’s hidden gem. I’ve never eaten there; it just seems like...
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Illinois
How to Nonchalantly Puke During a Red Lion Date Event So Your Date Still Wants to Smash Afterward
Honestly, what’s the point of a date event without the big bang at the end? The...
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Illinois
The REAL 6 Reasons Why Girls Are Scared To Go The ARC Basement
No girl really knows what goes down in the basement of the ARC, and honestly, we’re...