Nancy Dawson

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Opinion: How I Act During Syllabus Week Does Not Reflect My Character

The best week of the semester is finally here, and I, along with the rest of...

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Opinion: How I Act During Syllabus Week Does Not Reflect My Character

The best week of the semester is finally here, syllabus week, and I, along with the...

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Snyder Freshman Locks Himself In Dorm After Realizing Coke Is More Prevalent Than He Thought

UIUC’s newest Snyder freshman, Cole Evans, had no idea what to expect when walking into The...

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Top 5 Things to Snort in your Chicago Suburb to get the Same High as a Blue Guy

Ah, the suburbs. Close enough to Chicago to lie to people and say you’re from Chicago,...

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Frat Star Falls into Depression After Beer Bonging Alone All Summer

It’s already been a long summer for Lambda Sigma Alpha member, and beer-bong specialist, Dylan Francis....

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UIUC Frat Bro Beats JUUL Withdrawals by Taking Up Black Tar Heroin

JUULs are taking UIUC by storm, and they show no signs of stopping. College kids can’t...

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Op-Ed: I’m Going to Your Formal Because I Want to Drink for Free, Not Because I Want to Smash

It’s formal season, ladies. You have a feeling your totally friendzoned best friend is going to...

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Op-Ed: Don’t Swipe Right on Uggos Just for Cardi B

College students nationwide are participating in a Tinder swipe off to win a free Cardi B...

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5 UIUC-Inspired Flavored Condoms For Your Next Hookup

Every Illini at one point or another has believed they’ve found the love of their life...

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Exposing Chancellor Robert Jones — The Secret Sexual Propaganda Buried in His Emails

Dear reader! Welcome to INFOSHEEP, the new and improved campus news source you’ve always needed to...