Stories By Joe Morris
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Texas Austin
BREAKING: UT Vs. A&M Rivalry To Be Renewed In 2023 As Long As A&M Visitors Park Their Tractors Off Campus
In a truly momentous email to students and faculty, UT President Greg Fenves announced this week...
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Texas Austin
Austin Taco Bell Cantina Introduces New Everclear Empanadas
AUSTIN — During a press conference today, Yum! Brands introduced its new Everclear Empanadas to be...
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Texas Austin
‘Fenvesville’ Established for Riverside Students Displaced by Oracle Development
AUSTIN, TEXAS —In a statement to Austin City Council, UT President Greg Fenves has announced the...
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Texas Austin
Heartbreaking: COLA Students Find Biblical Imagery in ‘A Quiet Place’ but Struggle to Find a Job
AUSTIN—In one of the most important breakthroughs of our time, COLA students in E 379R: Useless...
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Texas Austin
Fenves Email About Tragic Fee Increase Also Offers Recent Bombing Condolences
AUSTIN—In an emergency message to all students and faculty Wednesday afternoon, UT President Greg Fenves efficiently...
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Texas Austin
7 Worst Buildings on the Forty Acres
Like most students, you’ve struggled to find a nice spot to study on UT’s forty acres....
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Texas Austin
UT Basketball Fans Excited For Season That Will Ultimately End In Another Early March Madness Exit
AUSTIN — With the feelings of intense, complete giddiness that accompanies college basketball, the UT student...
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Texas Austin
Which Matthew McConaughey Movie are You?
At some point during Sunday’s Oscars, every UT student became reminded of the immense, ballooning pride...
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Texas Austin
Can You Discover the Subway Snatcher?
For over a month now, an ongoing string of robberies have terrorized the Subway franchises surrounding...
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Texas Austin
Here Are The Top 8 Bevoes of All Time
In just over a year and a half, Bevo XV has made his mark on Texas...