Stories By Josh Argentine
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Florida
The Subtle, Unspoken Rules of Two Dudes Riding a Scooter
There are some things in life that can’t be taught. Humans are born with superior abilities...
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Florida
The Definitive Ranking of Midtown Bathrooms
Not all Midtown bars’ bathrooms are created equal, and it’s about time these inequalities are brought...
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Florida
6 Places to Safely Sneak in a Fart on UF’s Campus
Getting that chili cup off the Wendy’s dollar menu is starting to feel like a bad...
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Florida
Here’s What Everyone at UF Thinks of You When They See Your Stupid Scooter
Everyone whips around Gainesville on a scooter, it’s a fact. That’s why you can never get...
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Florida
7 Dancers You’ll Run Into at UF’s DM this Weekend
If you haven’t heard (which is basically impossible given the incessant posting on social media), this...
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Florida
Which Midtown Bar Should Host Your Funeral?
It was inevitable. Years of abusing your body week in and week out was bound to...
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Florida
How to Be Facey in Lib West
Well, it’s the second worst time of the semester again! Yep, you guessed it: midterm season....
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Florida
5 Times Living in Rawlings Fucked You Up for Life
Rawlings: The home where so many young Gators have come to start their collegiate careers. You...
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Florida
How to Bring Home the Gold at the UF Winter Olympic Games
The Winter Olympics are just a shittier version of the Summer Olympics that they throw in so...
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Florida
What if Fortnite Switched the Drop Site from the Island to Gainesville?
Fortnite is basically Call of Duty meets The Hunger Games meets Lincoln Logs. But, what would...