Stories By Kevin Murray
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Michigan State
Jim Harbaugh Didn’t Get Mumps Shot Because He Claims It’s A Cowardly Vaccine
In a recent press conference at a Walmart near Ann Arbor concerning this week’s upcoming MSU...
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The Black Sheep
Local Fraternity Really Reaching With Astrology Themed Party, Huh?
A local fraternity is experiencing some incredible negative energies today after their astrology themed party failed...
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Michigan State
I Found Out My Boyfriend Rushed Farmhouse, I Really Wish He Just Cheated Instead
Michigan State junior Sophie Corrigan was left in tears this week following a startling revelation that...
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Michigan State
Akers Blood Drive Discovered To Be Secretly Feeding P.A.C.E. Employees
MSU’s conspiracy theorists rejoiced this week as junior Ben McIlwee discovered a P.A.C.E. employee taking a...
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Michigan State
Opinion: Stop Touching My Butt, I Am Not A Piece Of Meat
Spartans, I’m tired. I don’t mean that I’m tired of standing in this demeaning pose where...
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Michigan State
Yikes: Lucky Ducks Poster Statistics Oddly Specific To What You Did Last Night
Sophomore Jacob Humphrey was horrified to discover an MSU Lucky Ducks poster in Brody Hall’s lobby...
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Michigan State
MSU to Pay for Free CATA Rides by Melting Down Bronze Sparty to Sell as Scrap Metal
MSU proudly announced that they are to offer more combo-x-changes with meal plans and free CATA...
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Michigan State
QUIZ: What Disease Will You Catch From Tubing in the Red Cedar this Summer?
Tubing in the Red Cedar River is a terrible idea, but it looks like so much...
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Michigan State
QUIZ: Which Kanye West Album Fits Your Spartan Summer?
With the release of Ye, Kanye finally has eight full length albums, so it can be...
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Michigan State
CATA Driver Visits Disney World, Doesn’t Crack a Smile
The CATA offices were in for a surprise this week when Ben Macko, long-time driver for...