Kevin Murray

Michigan State

Jim Harbaugh Didn’t Get Mumps Shot Because He Claims It’s A Cowardly Vaccine

In a recent press conference at a Walmart near Ann Arbor concerning this week’s upcoming MSU...

The Black Sheep

Local Fraternity Really Reaching With Astrology Themed Party, Huh?

A local fraternity is experiencing some incredible negative energies today after their astrology themed party failed...

Michigan State

I Found Out My Boyfriend Rushed Farmhouse, I Really Wish He Just Cheated Instead

Michigan State junior Sophie Corrigan was left in tears this week following a startling revelation that...

Michigan State

Akers Blood Drive Discovered To Be Secretly Feeding P.A.C.E. Employees

MSU’s conspiracy theorists rejoiced this week as junior Ben McIlwee discovered a P.A.C.E. employee taking a...

Michigan State

Opinion: Stop Touching My Butt, I Am Not A Piece Of Meat

Spartans, I’m tired. I don’t mean that I’m tired of standing in this demeaning pose where...

Michigan State

Yikes: Lucky Ducks Poster Statistics Oddly Specific To What You Did Last Night

Sophomore Jacob Humphrey was horrified to discover an MSU Lucky Ducks poster in Brody Hall’s lobby...

Michigan State

MSU to Pay for Free CATA Rides by Melting Down Bronze Sparty to Sell as Scrap Metal

MSU proudly announced that they are to offer more combo-x-changes with meal plans and free CATA...

Michigan State

QUIZ: What Disease Will You Catch From Tubing in the Red Cedar this Summer?

Tubing in the Red Cedar River is a terrible idea, but it looks like so much...

Michigan State

QUIZ: Which Kanye West Album Fits Your Spartan Summer?

With the release of Ye, Kanye finally has eight full length albums, so it can be...

Michigan State

CATA Driver Visits Disney World, Doesn’t Crack a Smile

The CATA offices were in for a surprise this week when Ben Macko, long-time driver for...