Stories By Lauren Paris
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DePaul
QUIZ: Where Do You Fall In DePaul’s Weird Social Hierarchy?
If you thought that social hierarchy ended in high school, we hate to break the bad...
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DePaul
PSA: Don’t Hammock on the ‘Quad’ This Spring, We’re Not a State School
It’s that time of the year again when, despite being “technically spring” Chicago weather reaches a...
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DePaul
REPORT: Dogs of Lincoln Park Prove to be Most Effective Aphrodisiac
If you’re one of the many DePaul students who feel like they’ve been left high and...
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DePaul
Investigation: Does DePaul’s ETC Really Have ‘Etcetera’?
The ETC is one of the many places provided by DePaul to fulfill the needs of...
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DePaul
5 Things DePaul Spends More Money On Than Toilet Paper
DePaul racks in thousands of dollars from each student every year, yet only provides 1-ply toilet...
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DePaul
Investigation: Is the SAC Actually Haunted, Or Just a Piece of Shit?
The Schmitt Academic Center is one of the many beloved buildings that “learning” takes place in...
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DePaul
Decoding the True Meaning Behind the Naked Lady Statue Near the Student Center
Located right before approaching the corner of Racine and Kenmore near the Student Center, sits a...
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DePaul
5 Proverbs to Help You Cope with the Existential Doom that Winter Quarter Imposes
Most people will tell you that college is supposed to be “the time of your life.”...
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DePaul
DePaul’s Mandatory 10 Hours of Community Service for Frats Totally Makes Up For Shitty Behavior
DePaul prides itself on being a progressive university rooted in “Vincentian values,” which, you know, is...
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DePaul
A DePaul Stoner’s Guide to Lighting Up When it Sucks Outside
In an Ideal world the true stoners would choose a warm, vibin’ climate to exist in,...