Stories By Leela Bassuk
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Iowa
Ped Mall Statue Commemorates That One Time Son Was Being A Little Piece Of Shit
Located in the heart of downtown Iowa City, the Ped Mall is home to a collection...
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Iowa
I Found My Estranged Father But I Still Can’t Fucking Find A Parking Spot Downtown
After years of searching, I finally located my estranged father, Carl. I may have found my...
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Iowa
I Will Seduce The Princeton Review’s CEO Until Iowa Is A Ranked Party School Again
I woke up last week to a notification from The Daily Iowan that said The University...
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Iowa
How To Avoid The Freshman 15 By Reverse Cowgirl-ing The F’Real Milkshake Machine Every Night
Now that I am a junior at the University of Iowa, I find that as I...
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Iowa
Mom Assembling Care Package Of Scotcharoos For Daughter Apparently Unaware That Cash Exists
Three weeks into fall semester and Carol Haskins, 49-year-old mother of University of Iowa sophomore Zoe...
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Iowa
5 Reasons Why We Are All The Bird From Iowa City’s Newest Mural
Downtown Iowa City has a beautiful new mural! Located across the street from the historic Englert...
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Iowa
Swoon! My Tinder Match Held Me By The Ankles And Dangled Me Two Feet Off The Ground Just Like The Pheasant Carcass On His Profile!
Last weekend, after slurping four lemon-ginger antioxidant shots and a quarter pound of Wagyu beef, I...
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National
5 Cute Recruitment Outfits Inspired by 19th-Century Women Named Elizabeth
Rifling through your closet trying to find the perfect rush or recruitment outfit? Looks like it...
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Iowa
I Kissed An NYC Rat On The Lips And Now I Can Perfectly Predict All MTA Delays
As a summer intern in New York City, I do a lot of commuting via the...
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Iowa
Area Woman Spent 4th of July Just Like Any Other Day: Guzzling Weiners
Last Wednesday, the U.S. celebrated Independence Day, the federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration...