Liam O Connor

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Sad: Confused UMass Student Grabs, Forgets To Go

Franklin Dining Commons employees were at a loss for words on Monday when a student at...

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A Mahar Seating Guide for All of Your Awkward Lecture Hall Needs

Happy first week of school, ya shmucks. This means not only do you have to start being...

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The Black Sheep REALLY ACTUALLY Interviews The Didgeridude

The Black Sheep UMass had the pleasure of interviewing the esteemed Didgeridude, and we held a...

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Student Union to Become Petting Zoo, Because What Else are They Spending $50 Million On?

Students voted last week to pass a referendum that would allocate funding to rebuild the dilapidated,...

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Local UMass SoundCloud Rapper Is Like, Actually About to Blow Up

In Southwest’s Cance Hall, neighbors of an up-and-coming student rapper can hear the bass pounding through...

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STI Testing at UHS Reveals That Half of Testees Have Never Actually Had Sex

Test results from an STI and HIV testing clinic at University Health Services last week revealed...

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UMPD Opens Investigation Into ‘Dealing With’ Campus Geese

Over the weekend, the University of Massachusetts Police Department began interviewing witnesses and collecting forensic evidence...

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UMass Activists Regret Saving the Bees after Enduring Swarms at Tailgate

Several thousand bees descended upon drunk students this past weekend at the Homecoming tailgate, inciting fear...

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Where at UMass are You Destined to Live Next Year?

October is leasing season, and if you’re looking to get a place off campus, you’re going...

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UMass SGA Predicts Record Breaking Voter Turnout This Year

Recent polls conducted by the UMass SGA indicate that upwards of fifteen students may cast votes...