Stories By Lindsay Cymbalski
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Columbia
A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College
What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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Vegan Mistakes Devil Dawgs Listing for Dog Walking Job
Karen Anderson, part-time student and full-time vegan from DePaul University, was looking forward to getting a...
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QUIZ: Can You Pass Theatre Foundations?
Art. Beauty. Theatrical experimentation beyond human comprehension. What do all of these things have in common?...
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QUIZ: Which Furry Should You Dress Up As At Manifest?
It’s that time of the year again: All your friends just told you they’re dropping out...
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The 5 Hells Of Columbia’s UC Renovations That Ruined Everyone’s Lives
If you haven’t heard about Columbia’s UC renovations going on, you’re either living under a rock...
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QUIZ: Can You Get to The End of This Disastrous Improv Scene?
You’ve been here before: It’s College Night at The Playground Theater, and you’re stuck performing with...
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Columbia College Library Permanently Closes After Sole Printer Explodes
In a historic turn of events for the school, Columbia College Chicago administrators announced Thursday that...
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The 5 Unspoken Rules of Being a Game Design Major at Columbia
Think being a comedy major is hard? Ha ha, what a joke (pun intended)! Try having...
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5 Ways to Definitely Qualify as a Cool Boi at Columbia
Have you ever wanted to be one of those cool ass Columbia cool bois, the ones...
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The Only 5 Jobs You’ll Be Qualified For After Graduating From Columbia
It’s the age-old Columbia meme: “We’Re NeVeR gEtTiNg JoBs!!1! i hAtE mY LiFe! aRt Sko0L!” Listen,...