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Campus Life

Top 10 Best 3rd Wheel Costume Ideas

  Are you finding yourself single and friendless this Halloween season? Not to worry, it’s honestly...

Booze

Desperate Virgin Applies at Nitty Gritty in Hopes of Birthday Sex

  UW freshmen, Ian Hornee, recently confided in The Black Sheep that he had the misfortune...

Booze

Bartender of the Week: Justin from Whiskey Jacks

  Name: Justin “Sunshine” Bar: Whiskey Jacks Major: Film – Tommy Boy Favorite Drink: Mojito Favorite...

Campus Life

Top 10: Reasons to Thank Your Professor

  Professors are very useful for getting a college degree. They slave and slave to get...

Booze

Bar Hookup Deal-breakers: 10 p.m. vs. 2 a.m.

  Why do you go to bars? To get drunk.   WRONG!! Completely incorrect. Only an...

Campus Life

Another Rousing Game of Guess that Campus Bathroom!

Are you an excrement expert? A can connoSEWER? A gilded thrown god? In other words, do...

Campus Life

That One Drunken Voicemail To Your Parents

Hi Mom,   Can you get Dad? I wanna to talk to him too. Cool, so...

Campus Life

Attention Seniors: Stay Indoors to Avoid Trampling

“They Creep! They Crawl! They Eat You Alive! Run; Don’t Walk from—the Freshmen!”     Welcome...