Stories By Lindsay K
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Campus Life
Top 10 Best 3rd Wheel Costume Ideas
Are you finding yourself single and friendless this Halloween season? Not to worry, it’s honestly...
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Booze
Desperate Virgin Applies at Nitty Gritty in Hopes of Birthday Sex
UW freshmen, Ian Hornee, recently confided in The Black Sheep that he had the misfortune...
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Booze
Bartender of the Week: Justin from Whiskey Jacks
Name: Justin “Sunshine” Bar: Whiskey Jacks Major: Film – Tommy Boy Favorite Drink: Mojito Favorite...
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Campus Life
Top 10: Reasons to Thank Your Professor
Professors are very useful for getting a college degree. They slave and slave to get...
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Booze
Bar Hookup Deal-breakers: 10 p.m. vs. 2 a.m.
Why do you go to bars? To get drunk. WRONG!! Completely incorrect. Only an...
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Campus Life
Another Rousing Game of Guess that Campus Bathroom!
Are you an excrement expert? A can connoSEWER? A gilded thrown god? In other words, do...
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Campus Life
That One Drunken Voicemail To Your Parents
Hi Mom, Can you get Dad? I wanna to talk to him too. Cool, so...
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Campus Life
Attention Seniors: Stay Indoors to Avoid Trampling
“They Creep! They Crawl! They Eat You Alive! Run; Don’t Walk from—the Freshmen!” Welcome...
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Sex
Top 10 Places at UW to Take a Hot Date
April 15, 2015UW Madison’s campus is so beautiful, so you really can’t go wrong taking a date anywhere....
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Sports
What Now? Finding New Purpose Post UW Basketball Season
April 13, 2015After the tragic end of basketball season last week, many Badgers have found themselves in a...