Stories By Original Pancake
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Illinois
Should You Go on The Illini Pedal Tour?
If you’ve seen women shrieking and men grunting, you’re either at Red Lion or have just...
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Illinois
5 Outfits to Wear to Graduation When You Forgot to Rent a Gown
Oh no! You were too busy blowing bubbles and deeply suppressing the inevitable plateau of adulthood...
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Illinois
I’m Not Graduating Until I Join the Illini Inn Mug Club
It’s been a nearly a year since the Champaign’s finest dive bar was torn down, and...
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Illinois
Should You Participate in the Big Graduation at UIUC?
You’ve underachieved these past four years and now it’s time for you to work in some...
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Illinois
Should You Regress to Your 2007 State for the T-Pain Concert?
T-Pain is coming to perform at Spring Jam 2018 this Sunday and if you were alive...
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Illinois
Should You Do A Weed on 4/20?
4/20 is coming up and you’re going to be confronted by an older man hanging by...
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Illinois
Opinion: I Should Have A Job Offer By Now Even Though I Haven’t Applied For Any
With less than a month left at U of I, I’m constantly bombarded, no, interrogated, with...
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Illinois
Should You Abandon Your Mom at the Craft Show to Go Drink?
There are only two things to do with your mom on Moms Weekend: take laps around...
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Illinois
Spring Has Sprung!: 5 Scenic Places on Campus to Show Your Mom
It’s spring in Champaign! The birds are chirping, the sun is…gone. Well folks, that’s about it!...
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Illinois
P/CP: Should You Bother Going to Lollapalooza This Year?
Chicago’s premier summer music festival, Lollapalooza, recently released their lineup, and their 4-day passes for popular...