Stories By Madeline Petrovich
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Notre Dame
Freshmen Still Wearing ‘The Shirt’ After 5 Sweaty Weeks Of Football
After five whole weeks of Notre Dame football, it’s become apparent that many freshmen feel they...
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Notre Dame
Decio Café Challenges Newfs As Number One Seller Of White Claw In Indiana
According to Newfs’ credible and entirely factual Instagram, they have claimed that they number one seller...
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Notre Dame
After 87 Years Notre Dame Stadium Celebrates One Billion Sunburnt Necks!
Following the third consecutive home September football game, Notre Dame Stadium is proud to announce that...
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Notre Dame
Eager New Dillon RA Unaware That Someone Just Pooped In The Middle Of The Hallway
After days of lofting beds and carrying suitcases into bright-eyed freshman’s rooms, Dillon Hall RA, Trevor...
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Notre Dame
Senior at Newfs Whispers ‘You Know, I’m Not Really Happy at All’ to His Own Drink
Joseph Romano was enjoying a night out last Friday night at the one and only Newfs...
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Notre Dame
Legends Excitedly Expecting Massive Hip Hop Night Attendance with Feve’s Closing
After Michiana’s hottest night club closed its doors last Thursday, Michiana’s SECOND hottest nightclub is expecting...
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Notre Dame
Student Nails 95 Theses to the Basilica Door
On Wednesday, multiple sticky notes were found taped to the doors of the Notre Dame Basilica,...
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Notre Dame
South Dining Hall is Purposely Tanking to get Students to Spend More Money at the Duncan Student Center
As South Dining Hall’s quality (and quantity) of food rapidly declines, students and faculty alike are...
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Notre Dame
Senior Finally Discovers Women’s Basketball Team in Wake of National Championship
Notre Dame senior Patrick O’Brien was devastated after hearing of star basketball player Bonzie Colson’s season-ending...
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Notre Dame
How to: Convince Your Parents You Still Go to Mass This Easter Season
As Lent wraps up and Easter approaches, many students return home during the extended break to...