Stories By Matthew Molnar
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7 On- and Off-Campus Locations Vastly Improved by Alcohol at UCLA
Between midterms and a terrible football season, UCLA students haven’t felt happiness in a long time, and we...
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6 UCLA Sports Events Not Worth Any of the Free S**t
Everyone loves free shit. The only thing that can extinguish the absolute passion for gifts of...
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UCLA Students Bury Football Team Hopes Following 48-17 Loss
After a 48-17 loss against a equally-as-bad Utah team on Saturday, UCLA students put to rest...
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Shit You’re Definitely Too Old For at UCLA
As the new generation of baby Bruins walk onto campus eager to experience college to its...
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Not-So Breaking News: UCLA Football Still Sucks, Mora Says
Coming off a win against Colorado, UCLA was looking to pick up another at the University...
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5 Places to Take a Knee and Protest Jim Mora’s Salary
Protest is as American as apple pie or football, and, while too much of either of...