Michael Agnello

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5 Ways to Celebrate Patriot’s Day Like a True Minuteman

Patriot’s Day is a holiday unique to the Bay State where Massholes can celebrate the men...

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Classes Cancelled After Amherst Swarmed By 4-8 Inches Of ‘Liberal Snowflakes’

Local weathermen are referring to the storm today as “markedly different” from ones past. A heavy...

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7 Fresh Hells for Freshmen to Discover on UMass’ Campus

Congratulations! You were accepted to a fine, fine university that will hopefully change your life for...

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Elizabeth Warren’s Commencement Speech Drinking Game

  Graduation is this weekend, so seniors who have recently finished classes take note. Massachusetts’ favorite...

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Lil Dicky’s Spring Concert Performance Boosts Confidence in Insecure Amherst Males

  Rapper Lil Dicky made a significant impact on many male attendees at UPC’s spring concert...

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UMass’ Daddy of the Week: Dani

  Name: Dani (NOT Danielle) Callahan Twitter Handle: @dcalllll (5 L’s count ‘em) Year: Senior ☹...

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10 Things Everyone Fools Themselves into Believing About UMass

Did you get fooled on April Fool’s Day? Well, there’s a good chance you fool yourself...

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UMass’ Daddy Of The Week: Andrew

  Name: Andrew Cyr Twitter Handle: @Why_So_Cyrious Year: Senior Major: Sports Journalism Relationship Status: Wife left...

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WWE at Mullins Center Inspires Students To Break Tables In Half

  Maintenance workers at UMass are overwhelmed this morning by the “literally thousands” of tables at...

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UMass’ Daddy of the Week: Dakota

  Name: Dakota J Craig Twitter Handle: @dakotaboutit Year: of the dog Major: Resource Economics Relationship...