Stories By Mike
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Please Stop Dancing in Laurel Hall
The semester is just about over, but there is something that needs to be brought into...
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UConn Residence Halls as the Jersey Shore Cast: Same Shit, Different Toilet
It’s Guido time, bitches. Jersey Shore has returned to reunite our country and campus alike. It’s...
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The UConn Bookstore Can Fuck Right Off
UConn is falling apart. Tory Lanez blue-balled us, and apparently we’re busting too many nuts into...
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Drunk Food Bracket Round 3: D.P. Dough and Wings Over Are in the Ship
Well, here we are. After all this time we are now down to only two UConn...
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UConn Drunk Food Bracket Round 2: Wings Over Thrives, Insomnia Survives
Listen the fuck up. The results are in. Spoiler alert: there was only one upset, but...
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The 2018 UConn March Sadness Drunk Food Bracket
It’s a good day to be a Husky. The women’s basketball team is averaging 4,000 points...
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SUBOG’s Music Festival Lineup Made Nobody Nut
After waiting for over a month since SUBOG announced it was having a spring music festival,...
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5 Screenshots that Perfectly Encapsulate UConn Dating Apps
Dating apps are like a frat party: if you bring your feelings you’ll leave disappointed. But...
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Op-Ed: How Hard I’ll Nut if Post Malone is Featured at Spring Music Festival
Clearly there were some big problems, give or take, with the Lil Uzi concert last year,...
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The 5 Best Places to Fart at UConn (Because They Already Smell Like Farts)
Science says that people “pass gas” 14 times per day. That’s 14 opportunities every single day...