Stories By Morgan Sherlock
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Illinois
Top 10 Lies Graduating Seniors Will Tell Themselves About Their Time at UIUC
May 13, 2015Alums constantly tell themselves lies, either to ease their doom or to make their past four...
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Illinois
The Top 5 Things Recovered from the Reheated ARC Outdoor Pool
May 6, 2015When the sun is out at UIUC, there is only one place to get your guns...
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Campus Life
What’s the Construction at Piccadilly Really Hiding?
April 15, 2015It’s well-known that the plethora of nearby liquor stores are the only reason that the University...
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Illinois
Dude Struggles to Get His Game Back after No-Sex Lent
April 8, 2015Now that fasting for Lent has come to a close, Catholics everywhere are celebrating the end...
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Illinois
This Cook Reveals What’s Really in a Fat Sandwich, and You’ll Never Guess What’s Inside!
April 1, 2015Ever wonder what you are really eating as you hunker down on a “sandwich” from Fat...
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Illinois
Read This Freshman’s TRAGIC Account of Fraternity Hazing
April 1, 2015The intense and horrific hazing fraternities promote at universities across America has become a dangerous phenomenon....
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Campus Life
Top 10 Ways to Get Laid at Home this Spring Break
March 18, 2015You’ve tried Tinder, Grindr and everything else in between, but when you’re going home for spring...
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Booze
After Keg Accident, Student’s Intelligence Skyrockets
March 11, 2015When junior Thomas Harding was dropped on his head doing a keg stand during Unofficial, his...
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Campus Life
Students Follow a Rainbow on Unofficial: Ends on Robert Easter’s Ass
March 3, 2015Students at the University of Illinois were surprised to find a fresh President Robert Easter dancing...
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Illinois
Cool Runnings Cast Cancels Illinois Appearance Due to Snow
February 19, 2015Students left the University of Illinois Quad disappointed and teary-eyed when the meet–and-greet with the cast...