Stories By Nastassia Velazquez
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Boston University
BU Admin Excited to Spend Increased Tuition On Anything But Upgrading COM
BOSTON UNIVERSITY— In a recent email to the Boston University student body, President Robert Brown announced...
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Boston University
BU Tour Guide Successfully Deflects 37 Questions About Grade Deflation
CENTRAL CAMPUS—As tour groups start to make their rounds on campus once again, Boston University tour...
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Boston University
QUIZ: What’s at the Top of Your Back-to-BU Shopping List?
School supply shopping used to be the #1 activity that we’d all look forward to as...
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Boston University
8 Events at BU that Actually Deserve a BU Alert
Now don’t get us wrong—we sincerely appreciate that BU is trying to keep us safe by...
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Boston University
Report: Frustrated Comm Ave Looking to Return Countless Lost Terrier Cards
Commonwealth Avenue has reported its immense frustration with the Boston University student body after it collected...
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Boston University
East Campus Residents Scurry Away to Isolated Dwellings for Winter Hibernation
EAST CAMPUS—As temperatures finally begin to drop to season-appropriate levels, BU East Campus residents are starting...
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Boston University
7 Questions We Have for People Who Say “West is Best!” in Earnest
No matter how much and how often West campus inhabitants proudly proclaim that “West is Best,”...
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Boston University
BU Colleges Renamed To Fit What They Actually Are
Now that SED is getting renamed (thanks, BU-Wheelock merger!) to better reflect the BU student body,...
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Boston University
Last Functioning Elevator in Warren Towers Tired of Being Puked In
WARREN TOWERS — Elevator 3, serving the residents of Marshall “B” Tower, has reported that it...
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Boston University
Privileged BU Student Triggered by Hasan Minhaj’s Closing Discourse on Refugees
As part of its Weeks of Welcome 2017 event series, Boston University invited comedian Hasan Minhaj,...