Nastassia Velazquez

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BU Admin Excited to Spend Increased Tuition On Anything But Upgrading COM

BOSTON UNIVERSITY— In a recent email to the Boston University student body, President Robert Brown announced...

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BU Tour Guide Successfully Deflects 37 Questions About Grade Deflation

CENTRAL CAMPUS—As tour groups start to make their rounds on campus once again, Boston University tour...

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QUIZ: What’s at the Top of Your Back-to-BU Shopping List?

School supply shopping used to be the #1 activity that we’d all look forward to as...

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8 Events at BU that Actually Deserve a BU Alert

Now don’t get us wrong—we sincerely appreciate that BU is trying to keep us safe by...

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Report: Frustrated Comm Ave Looking to Return Countless Lost Terrier Cards

Commonwealth Avenue has reported its immense frustration with the Boston University student body after it collected...

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East Campus Residents Scurry Away to Isolated Dwellings for Winter Hibernation

EAST CAMPUS—As temperatures finally begin to drop to season-appropriate levels, BU East Campus residents are starting...

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7 Questions We Have for People Who Say “West is Best!” in Earnest 

No matter how much and how often West campus inhabitants proudly proclaim that “West is Best,”...

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BU Colleges Renamed To Fit What They Actually Are

Now that SED is getting renamed (thanks, BU-Wheelock merger!) to better reflect the BU student body,...

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Last Functioning Elevator in Warren Towers Tired of Being Puked In

WARREN TOWERS — Elevator 3, serving the residents of Marshall “B” Tower, has reported that it...

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Privileged BU Student Triggered by Hasan Minhaj’s Closing Discourse on Refugees

As part of its Weeks of Welcome 2017 event series, Boston University invited comedian Hasan Minhaj,...