Stories By Nicole Sullivan
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Penn State
Your Favorite Penn State Bar Will Determine the Kind of Parent You’ll Be
Cheers to the blissful yet nauseating year of draining away your money (and dignity) here in...
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7 Realistic ‘Why I THON’ Hand Pictures
With Penn State’s Dance Marathon fast approaching, students are preparing their Sharpies to explain their “Why...
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7 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of State College Bars
School is just a fucking bummer right now, so you choose to handle this by embracing...
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7 PSU Pledging Requirements No One Warned You About During Recruitment
The newcomers of sororities for Spring 2018, welcome! Now that you finally have your voice back...
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If The Bachelor Contestants Rushed PSU Sororities
Season 22 of The Bachelor, Arie meets 30 women who claim to be “wifey material.” For...
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A 10-Day Guide for Freshmen Rushing a Penn State Sorority
It’s Spring 2018. Finally, all of your free time spent buying Kim Kardashian lip products and...
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Hurry! 7 Ways to Get Your PSU Class Crush’s Attention
As the semester comes to an end, you’re not only scrounging for extra credit points, but...
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7 Reasons for Penn Staters to Feel “Thankful”
November: what a grand time of the year. The weather warmer than ever, and your motivation...
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BREAKING: Mother Nature Up Against Penn State’s Persistent Thots
Following a 35-3 victory over Rutgers University, Happy Valley is now to the point in the...
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Penn State’s Guide to R-Rated Trick or Treating
Trick or Treat (n.), traditional: a children’s custom of going house-to-house on Halloween in baggy and...