Stories By Porchia White
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Illinois State
Normal Portillo’s to Receive ‘Longest Wrong Order Streak’ Award
NORMAL— BloNo’s brand new Portillo’s is on a streak of wrong orders and has received an...
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7 Pranks to Play on Students Visiting ISU’s Open House
Open house is a great time to pull pranks on incoming freshmen, because the more you...
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9 of the Dumbest Things Your Friend Has Done at Pub
We all have that one friend who instantly makes us regret ever deciding to go out...
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6 Things Your Mom Would Say if She Saw What You Did at Daddios Last Night
Moms can be judgy, especially toward the children they raised to be responsible adults. When your...
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To The La Bamba Tacos that Gave Me Diarrhea
Dear La Bamba, What started as a normal day, turned really shitty (literally) after deciding to...
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6 Things Underclassmen Think Happen at Fat Jacks
Bar life at ISU is almost a mystery for underclassmen. It’s safe to say they really...
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7 Reasons ISU is the Worst Fucking Place to Drive
Having a car is convenient, except if you’re at ISU of course. The luxury of having...
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6 Nonsexual Things About ISU that Turn You Right On
Sometimes we all get really turned on by the simplest things: like scratching your inner ear...
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7 Easy Ways to Get Drunk this Homecoming Weekend
Homecoming weekend has arrived and you know what that means; Drunk Redbirds everywhere. The only thing...
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5 Ways to Seriously Inconvenience a Redbird
ISU students are notorious for always finding the easy way out, so when we’re slightly inconvenienced,...