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The Judgmental Map of Cal Berkeley Campus

  The widespread use of digital maps nowadays is an amazing thing, and yet they lack...

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19 UC Berkeley Campus Ambassadors’ Tour Horror Stories

We asked nineteen campus tour guides one simple question: “Who was your all-time least favorite person you...

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The 5 Nastiest Bathrooms at UC Berkeley

Knowledge of bathrooms on campus is vital to your success in dropping mid-discussion loads. In order...

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UPDATE: Berkeley Professor Allows F***ing 3″x5″ Index Card at Final

  Reports have just come in saying that a professor at UC Berkeley is allowing a...

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Jared Goff Drafted #1, is Getting Laid So Hard Right Now

   The NFL draft began yesterday, eventually selecting 224 of the world’s finest collegiate football players to...

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UC Berkeley Provost Resigns, Citing “Everything is Wrong”

   Claude Steele, the now-former provost of UC Berkeley, has resigned from his position as Executive...

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Weed Maps: The 10 Best Places to Smoke Weed on the UC Berkeley Campus

   Happy holiblaze everybody!!! The beautiful thing about Berkeley is that there is simply no reason...

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Here’s How Berkeley Students Reacted to the New McDonalds on Shattuck

   A little over a week and a half ago, the McDonald’s on Shattuck and University...

Sports

Cal Golden Bears vs. Hawaii Rainbow Warriors (What the F*** is a Rainbow Warrior?)

  We California Golden Bears are heading into this year’s March Madness with a four-seed, the...

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Dean of Law at UC Berkeley Found at Strip Club Offering Free Tuition

   Dean of Law at UC Berkeley’s acclaimed law school, Sujit Choudhry, has recently been under fire...