Stories By Rachel
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Here are All the Things I Didn’t Get to do This Spring Weekend
As fate should have it, SUBOG’s mediocrity strikes again. Yet another Spring Weekend (that wasn’t deemed...
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You Guys, We Do This Every Year: Jizz Doesn’t Clog Drains
For centuries, university establishments have taken in millions upon millions of students finally on the brink...
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UConn’s 2018 Drunk Food Bracket Winner Is…
There’s no data point timeline to prove it but you can bet your ass that 90...
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UConn Mami of the Week: Liv
That’s right, we got Mami’s too boi. Gentlemen, whip out your hearts for this week’s UConn...
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The Top 10 Potential Suitors From Sunday’s Buy or Sell Personal Ad
Every once in a while a Buy or Sell post will go viral for no reason....
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6 Things I’d Rather Put in My Mouth than the New Paper Straws
No one saw it coming. It was an average morning in Storrs; everyone was counting on...
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6 Instagrams That Turn Storrs into an Exotic Spring Break Destination
All your friends are lucky enough to escape next week for international cocaine overdoses and a...
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You Guys, It’s Okay to be YOU
You don’t need The Black Sheep to tell you there’s been some bad no no’s around...
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8 Ways to Date a Bottle of Vodka on Valentine’s Day
February 14th officially becomes Fuck Valentine’s Day in college. There’s no love here; you learn that...
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POLL: What are UConn Seniors’ Biggest Regrets?
The lemons of life will try to teach you that you’ll only regret the chances you...