Stories By Rachel N
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Campus Life
Why Your Cat Is Doing Better than You on Tinder
February 6, 2015Admit it: Your online presence consists mainly of puppies, bikini selfies, and food porn. If someone...
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Wisconsin
Top 10: Ways to Get Out of An Unwanted Conversation
January 26, 2015You try to be a nice person, but people around you just won’t shut the hell...
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Wisconsin
A Letter From The Terrace Chair Thief
November 24, 2014The Black Sheep received an anonymous letter in the mail this morning. While we usually just slice...
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Sex
Back Off The Department of Ancient Mating Rituals, Speaker Vos!
November 13, 2014Remember those elections no one would shut up about? Total silence now, huh? Republicans already had...
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Wisconsin
Voter Fraud About to Run Rampant in Wisconsin
October 28, 2014Fun fact: Thanks to the U.S. Supreme Court, in Wisconsin, you can give anyone’s name you...
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Wisconsin
Top 10: Movies to Lose your Virginity To
October 24, 2014Hey, we’re not judging. No matter when or how this goes down, it’s going go be...
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Campus Life
Top 10 Best Things About Living Alone
October 15, 2014Whenever strange noises permeate the paper-thin walls that protect you from the childish antics of those...
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Campus Life
Toilet Arsonist Finally Achieves Lifelong Dream of being in UW-Madison Crime Warning
October 7, 2014We don’t know if the rest of you sheepers have noticed, but porta-potties have become pretty...
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Campus Life
Top 10: Ways to Rock that Job Interview You Got at The Career Fair
September 25, 2014As the sun sets on the Kohl Center, UW- Madison students about to graduate descend on...
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Campus Life
Freshman Spends Entire First Week of School Lost in Humanities Building
September 1, 2014UW-Madison freshman Austin Bard should have packed snacks before blindly wandering into the George L Mosse...