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Illinois
President Easter Ascends into Heaven, Dies at Age 384
May 13, 2015The sun was peeking through the window blinds and onto Robert Easter’s face. The University of...
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Illinois
Prospective Students With Same Orange Bag Promised Chance to be Treated as Individual
May 6, 2015URBANA — Groups of prospective students at the University of Illinois were each given the same...
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Illinois
U of I Ranked #1 in Diversity Enrollment Among Chicago Suburbs
May 6, 2015URBANA – The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign was ranked first among Illinois universities that promote...
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Illinois
REPORT: Big Sean Has Been Performing With an Ariana Grande Blow-Up Doll At Recent Shows
April 29, 2015Ever since Big Sean and Ariana Grande’s recent breakup, the 27-year-old hip-hop artist has been acting...
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Illinois
Illinois Baseball Completes 18 Ass Slaps in a Row
April 29, 2015The Illinois baseball team has been on a roll in the month of April, completing 18...
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Campus Life
Student Decides to Enjoy Weather, Takes iPad Outside
April 15, 2015URBANA – Freshman student Jessica Lynn announced her plan Tuesday to “not be one of those...
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Campus Life
Phyllis Wise Sheds Skin for Summer Season
April 15, 2015CHAMPAIGN – The Black Sheep is reporting that University Chancellor Phyllis Wise is shedding her skin...
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Illinois
Top Items on ”Free n For Sale” Page
April 8, 2015The Free & For Sale page on Facebook is an active market where University of Illinois...
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Illinois
Picking Up This Newspaper Will Change Your Life
April 1, 2015Holy shit. This newspaper has been spreading like wildfire across campus over the past few days....
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Illinois
This Girl Was Turned Away From a Sorority and You Won’t Believe Why
April 1, 2015Sometimes the world is just a ridiculous and cruel place. People just aren’t accepting. Sometimes they’re...