Stories By Steve Johnson
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Campus Life
6 Worst Places to Put Your Weiner on ISU’s Campus
Here on ISU’s campus, the hormones are so thick you could cut them with a wet...
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Campus Life
The 5 Group-Project Members of ISU
We don’t know what classes you’re in, and we don’t care. But, what we do...
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Campus Life
The Bone Student Center BK Secret Menu We Secretly Made
You ever think about what you would do if you managed to save all of...
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Campus Life
6 Ways to Deal With College Bankruptcy
ISU is a state school they said. It doesn’t cost that much they said. Fuck...
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Booze
What ISU Students Should Give-up for Lent
Oh, what a glorious time of year for students! Lent allows us to show someone...
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Booze
How to Get Away With Being Broke on Valentine’s Day
We know you’re broke, there’s no shame in that. But what is shameful is backing...
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Booze
According to Brother Jed, The Reason Why It’s Cold AF Outside Is YOU
You’ve all been outside once or twice in the last month (hopefully more ‘cause ya...
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Campus Life
How to Fight the Zombie Hordes of the Rec
It’s January and a strange phenomenon has taken over the rec. What used to be...
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Campus Life
5 Ways to Reinvent Your Sad Self Spring Semester
The New Year has come, a time for all to be filled with hate and...
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Booze
How to Avoid a Boredom-Based Death Over ISU’s Fall Break
We know you’re gonna miss ISU when your gone for a whole week, and we...