Stories By Will Stern
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Wisconsin
Greg Gard Sacrifices Brevin Pritzl in Attempt to End Losing Streak
In the wake of Sunday’s loss to Northwestern, Greg Gard reflected on the season and their...
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Wisconsin
Guide to Telling the Difference Between Scott and Paul Walker
If you’re an average Wisconsinite, you probably have a lot of trouble telling Paul Walker and...
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Wisconsin
Both UW Student Unions Down, Disrupts Jesse McCartney Concert
For over a year now ongoing renovations to the Memorial Union have resulted in limited use...
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Wisconsin
6 Things You Don’t Know About the New Campus Carry Bill
If you have ever wondered: “Why doesn’t the most impulsive, alcoholic, stressed and irresponsible demographic in...
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Wisconsin
Another Year Passes Without Conclusive Evidence of What the F*** that Metal Thing is in Front of Memorial Library
As 2016 comes to a close many are proclaiming it to be one of the worst...
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Wisconsin
Witte Resident Boldly Takes Stairs to Second Floor, Succumbs To Elevator Rest of Way
Reports have come in this past week regarding the activities of Ben Coleman last Thursday...
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Wisconsin
Last Minute Key Facts About the 2016 Election
Today’s the day people. Armageddon has finally arrived! Before you go out and vote, make...
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Wisconsin
University Housing Offers Cryogenic Freeze to Students Looking to Avoid Family Thanksgiving
University of Wisconsin-Madison students currently living in University Housing received an email this week regarding...
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Wisconsin
Bernie Enrolls in UW-Madison, No One Notices
After losing the primaries last spring, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders hasn’t had very much on...
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Wisconsin
Bucky Badger Comes Forward With Donald Trump Groping Allegation
Amid rampant reports of sexual assault and misogyny in the Republican Nominee, Donald Trump’s past brings...