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Greg Gard Sacrifices Brevin Pritzl in Attempt to End Losing Streak

In the wake of Sunday’s loss to Northwestern, Greg Gard reflected on the season and their...

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Guide to Telling the Difference Between Scott and Paul Walker

If you’re an average Wisconsinite, you probably have a lot of trouble telling Paul Walker and...

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Both UW Student Unions Down, Disrupts Jesse McCartney Concert

For over a year now ongoing renovations to the Memorial Union have resulted in limited use...

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6 Things You Don’t Know About the New Campus Carry Bill

If you have ever wondered: “Why doesn’t the most impulsive, alcoholic, stressed and irresponsible demographic in...

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Another Year Passes Without Conclusive Evidence of What the F*** that Metal Thing is in Front of Memorial Library

As 2016 comes to a close many are proclaiming it to be one of the worst...

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Witte Resident Boldly Takes Stairs to Second Floor, Succumbs To Elevator Rest of Way

  Reports have come in this past week regarding the activities of Ben Coleman last Thursday...

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Last Minute Key Facts About the 2016 Election

  Today’s the day people. Armageddon has finally arrived! Before you go out and vote, make...

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University Housing Offers Cryogenic Freeze to Students Looking to Avoid Family Thanksgiving

  University of Wisconsin-Madison students currently living in University Housing received an email this week regarding...

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Bernie Enrolls in UW-Madison, No One Notices

  After losing the primaries last spring, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders hasn’t had very much on...

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Bucky Badger Comes Forward With Donald Trump Groping Allegation

Amid rampant reports of sexual assault and misogyny in the Republican Nominee, Donald Trump’s past brings...