Wylie Burrell

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5 Surefire Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of Monkey Bar

UMass students everywhere know that Monkey Bar is the best place for rowdy behavior that could...

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UMass To Institute ‘Saturdays Are For DuBois’ Events To Replace Darties

With inclement weather fast approaching, UMass’s own DuBois library recently announced that from now until Blarney,...

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5 Questions We Have For People Who Go to Hobart Just for the Instagram

UMass day drinks (while slowly being phased out), are still a great time. Nobody can deny...

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UMass Dining Adding New ‘All Tricks, No Treats’ Spin to Halloweekend

Recent rumblings from UMass Dining Services suggest that this year’s Halloween’s ‘All Treats’ event will be...

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5 Ways You Can Tell You’re at an Honors College Party

  The Honors College: buncha rich kids riding the chin hair of their parents as they...

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5 Ways You Can Definitely Tell Fall is Finally Fally Falling at UMass

It’s pretty easy to tell it’s fall once things really kick off. The first thing would...

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5 Easy Ways to Conquer Any Line Around UMass

If you go to UMass, you know that this school is overrun with lines. Lines pop...

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Can We All Finally Agree that Isenberg Students are the Worst?

Isenberg is the worst. Like, the one kid who doesn’t text back in group chat when...

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6 UMass Things This Year’s Freshmen Will Never Know

Let’s get one thing straight: UMass is a big school. With 20,000 or so students, it’s...

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UMPD Report Confirms: UMass Students Do In Fact Drink on Weekends

  A report published last week by the UMPD has confirmed what’s been suspected for a...