Stories By Zach Carter
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UC Berkeley
7 Things Next Year’s Freshmen Will Never Know About Berkeley
When the class of 2022 was still in high school, Berk was a better place. There...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: Which Obnoxious Berkeley Student Org Are You?
Spring semester has sprung and it’s #sproulszn yet again. Take this quiz and find out which...
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UC Berkeley
6 Things to Put on Telegraph Instead of Brandy Melville
In one of the most socially-conscious, objectively-liberal college cities and urban centers in America, decidedly un-woke...
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UC Berkeley
What Your Choice in Hydro Flask Says About Your Future Success
GPAs, resumes, and standardized test scores have long claimed to hold success in determining the success and...
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UC Berkeley
6 Underrated Venues For Your Sexy ‘n Sweaty Date Party
Dead week is here, which means procrastination, day trips to Marin, and most obnoxiously, every fraternity...
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UC Berkeley
6 Trendy Places in Berkeley To Find Out That You’re On Academic Probation
Have you ever wanted to find out that you were placed on academic probation in a...
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UC Berkeley
QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the 6 Parts of the Campanile?
You probably look at the Campanile every day of your sad and stupid life, but how...
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UC Berkeley
CalCentral Introduces ‘Are you f***ing sure?’ Pop-up Upon Enrolling into CS70
After years of students complaining about the general difficulty of the course, the Berkeley Computer Science...
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UC Berkeley
BREAKING: Crossroads Introduces “It’s a Bloody Good Meal!” Program
After local poke bowl restaurants gained attraction by managing to make students projectile vomit blood and...
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UC Berkeley
Quiz: Which Belligerent Tailgating Cal Alumni Are You?
Yep! You guessed it, this weekend was parents weekend! Celebrate the weekend filled with drunk parents...