Zach Carter

UC Berkeley

7 Things Next Year’s Freshmen Will Never Know About Berkeley

When the class of 2022 was still in high school, Berk was a better place. There...

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QUIZ: Which Obnoxious Berkeley Student Org Are You?

Spring semester has sprung and it’s #sproulszn yet again. Take this quiz and find out which...

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6 Things to Put on Telegraph Instead of Brandy Melville

In one of the most socially-conscious, objectively-liberal college cities and urban centers in America, decidedly un-woke...

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What Your Choice in Hydro Flask Says About Your Future Success

GPAs, resumes, and standardized test scores have long claimed to hold success in determining the success and...

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6 Underrated Venues For Your Sexy ‘n Sweaty Date Party

Dead week is here, which means procrastination, day trips to Marin, and most obnoxiously, every fraternity...

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6 Trendy Places in Berkeley To Find Out That You’re On Academic Probation

Have you ever wanted to find out that you were placed on academic probation in a...

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QUIZ: How Well Do You Know the 6 Parts of the Campanile?

You probably look at the Campanile every day of your sad and stupid life, but how...

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CalCentral Introduces ‘Are you f***ing sure?’ Pop-up Upon Enrolling into CS70

After years of students complaining about the general difficulty of the course, the Berkeley Computer Science...

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BREAKING: Crossroads Introduces “It’s a Bloody Good Meal!”  Program

After local poke bowl restaurants gained attraction by managing to make students projectile vomit blood and...

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Quiz: Which Belligerent Tailgating Cal Alumni Are You?

Yep! You guessed it, this weekend was parents weekend! Celebrate the weekend filled with drunk parents...