Relationship Status: Taken
Favorite Drink: Long Island
Favorite Shot: Purple Gatorade
Disgusting Drink: Scooby Snacks
What drink best pairs with MSU’s upcoming season?: Adios Motherfuker
Which drink is least tailgate-friendly? Why?: Mind-Eraser, because you want to remember the sweet memories of MSU’s wins.
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?: Dog treats
Explain the difference between making love and having sex in 5 words or less: Eye contact and being sober
What non-hat object would make the best hat? Why?: A bowl because it will do a better job of protecting your head while being stylish.
Who deserves a shout-out in these hallowed pages? Why?: My big because she buys me alcohol.
What chip flavor that should be invented hasn’t been invented?: Margarita
What’s something you want to do less than eat a bowl of Donald Trump’s hair?: Vote for Donald Trump
Why should people read The Black Sheep?: It’s the paper that will be brutally honest.