Bar: Beggar’s Banquet
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Favorite Drink: Strong Island
Favorite Shot: Johnny Vegas
Disgusting Drink: Kombucha beer
If you’re drinking at a bar at 11a.m., you should be drinking a…:
A Strong Island! It gets the day going!
Which song would you most want to hear 25 times in a row at Beggar’s?
“The Weight” by The Band
What hashtag most accurately describes your last hook-up?:
#ImADadNow #CondomsArentPerfect #99.7%
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If your roommate was a member of the opposite sex, what would they be most disgusted to see you do around the house?:
Shit with the door open. The classic move.
What embarrassing superstition or belief are you willing to admit you believe?:
Bush did 9/11. I’ve seen that documentary thing, and jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.
Which non-eggplant emoji best describes your sex life?:
Why do men have it harder than women these days?:
We have to watch it come out…
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
It’s the best. In the whole state.