Bar: P.T. O’Malley’s
Relationship Status: Taken
Favorite Drink: Double Captain and Coke
Favorite Shot: Just Peachy
Disgusting Drink: Duck Fart (Crown, Irish Cream, and Kahlua)
Beer is to what as Coke is to Pepsi?:
Cider. Hard Cider.
Which liquor do you want to lactate?:
Goldschlager, obviously. I’ve thought about this before.
What will be the most notable moment in East Lansing in 2016?:
A 2016 undefeated Spartan football team!
What’s the dumbest thing you did in 2015?:
Drunkenly called out bingo numbers at last call here at PT’s.
Which hat best personifies your dad?:
The one I’m fuckin’ wearing, I guess.
Who heads up the 2016 celebrity death pool?:
Jared of Subway! He’s not in for a great 15 ½ years if he’s alive.
What are you most excited to regret in 2016?
Failing my New Year’s resolution. Probably pretty quickly, too.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s awesome. That goes without saying.