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Boston College Daddy of the Week: Riley C

The Black Sheep is back with your favorite weekly feature, Daddy of The Week. It celebrates the fine men on campus for their father-like qualities and overall attractiveness. Grab ahold of Riley before he heads to the garage in frustration about the damn taxes. 

Name: Riley Curtin
Twitter: What’s a twitter?
Year: Boston College Class of 2020
Major: Lawn Care
Relationship Status: Happily Married
Fraternity: Tri-Delt
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs

Tell us a dad joke:
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.

What do you think about when you’re sitting in traffic and your kids are screaming about God-knows-what in the backseat?:
The cold sixer I have waiting in my fridge at home.

What are 5 words to describe your freshman year self?:
Content, Experimental, Disgruntled, Lost, Wholesome.

What’s the first thing you do when you want to ghost a girl?:
Find a girl, haven’t gotten past this yet.

Where’s the best place to hide when your wife comes home and you’re with your mistress?:
Nowhere to hide, I’ve been faithful to Nance for years and always will be.

How many times a week do you brag about your old frat days to your kids?:
Three.

Why do you think men like to get into fistfights when they drink?:
Men are insecure creatures, but not this daddy.

Explain what it means to be “Bad and Boujee”:
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
To be honest, I’m just your average hardworking daddy, I’ll be happy for whoever is named daddy of the week.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
How else are people supposed to stay informed about their daddies?

Do you know someone who exhumes dad-like characteristics at Boston College? Send ’em our way at BCDaddy@theblacksheeponline.com! 

Listen to this week’s podcast ft. Karl from Online!

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