We’re just a few days away from the Super Bowl and that means only one thing: nailing down Super Bowl party plans. In spite of my persistent emails, classes aren’t cancelled on Monday, but that won’t stop degenerates like you from drinking so much your first move Monday morning is to google who won the Super Bowl. This year (like every year due to Tom Brady’s immortal attributes and excellent cheating skills) The Patriots are in the Super Bowl. Every party has its specific players, so here’s a quiz to figure out what kind of Super Bowl spectator you are.
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