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Quiz: Which Stereotypical BU Freshman Are You?

Elizabeth Spenningsby September 7, 2017

College is a time for finding yourself and making new friends and all that hunky doory BS, and here at BU that’s great. It’s real great. But know, dear freshmen, that to the rest of us you’re all one amorphous blob of faceless fresh meat, all winding down to the same 5 stereotypes. So which are you? Find out with this quiz below!

What time is your first class?

8 a.m…I didn’t plan ahead and picked my classes too late.

8 a.m., but there’s no way in hell I’m going.

Between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. Depends on the day.

Usually after 5p.m.

Correct!

Wrong!

What are your thoughts on Questrom?

A1 place to find a Sugar Daddy and/or Sugar Mommy.

Snakes on snakes on snakes!

“You could be great, you know…and Slytherin Questrom will help you on the way to greatness, there’s no doubt about that…”

I would literally rather shove a pinecone doused in hot sauce down my throat than approach a stressed group of Questrom kids in the midst of CORE.

Correct!

Wrong!

The worst thing my roommate could possibly do to me is…

Have sex while I’m in the room. C’mon, man.

Come back wasted and throw up in my closet.

Come back wasted and throw up on me.

Run a drug ring out of the room.

Correct!

Wrong!

Pick a drunk meal comprised of City Co. snacks.

A Lemon Zest Luna Bar with a Naked Juice Green Machine smoothie to fool yourself into thinking you’re still eating clean after pounding Cuervo.

Easy Mac you cooked halfway through before you got too impatient to wait, so you burned the top of your mouth, but you powered through ‘cause Dean Elmore didn’t raise a quitter.

Four Snickers ice cream bars that somehow don’t fill the void that a night out of spending way too much on watered-down drinks leaves in your wallet.

Sushi. Bold move adding food poisoning to a hangover.

Correct!

Wrong!

How stressed are you the first week of classes?

10/10. I’ve cried openly and unashamedly while trying to drop classes.

1/10. I’m fine! It’s syllabus week and I’m drunk.

4/10. I’m already behind on all of my assignments and I don’t even care.

8/10. Ratemyprofessor.com lied about how cool my professor was and now I’m locked into a crappy class.

Correct!

Wrong!

If you could change one thing about your schedule, then what would it be?

Weird, long spaces in between classes.

Early start time. Anything before 11 a.m. is cruel and unusual punishment.

The no laptop rules. Please, please let me read trash Internet articles in peace during lecture.

The commute (30-minute walk at the most). Lovely now, but wait until it’s icy and BU doesn’t salt the sidewalk.

Correct!

Wrong!

Who would you least like to have in your discussion section?

Michael. Starts every sentence with “Well actually…” and thinks that if he combines using big words with a fake accent he’ll impress the TF.

Sarah. Will not shut up about how drunk she was this weekend and how wild she gets. She’s like, so out of control, guys. Omg.

Jake. Doesn’t do any work. 100% chance he will end up in your group. Gets good grades anyways because the universe does that.

Emma. Doesn’t speak. You ask a direct question making eye contact and she just blinks back. Cue internal screaming.

Correct!

Wrong!

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