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Bro Hanging Out of Frat House Window ‘Gunna F**kin Do It’

 

Reports poured in Saturday night of a 19-year-old male student hanging out of a third story window of his frat house in Champaign yelling, “I’M GUNNA FUCKIN’ DO IT. I’M GUNNA DO IT.” 

 

Witnesses said the student was simultaneously waving his middle finger at pedestrians while clutching his genitals. 

 

“He was just grabbing his dick and yelling obscenities at everyone walking by,” one student said. “He threw a few empty beer cans, yelled out this girls name about 100 times, and then threw up over the side of the house.” 

 

Sources told The Black Sheep the student’s tirade went on for about 45 minutes before he finally fell asleep, naked on his roommate’s bed. 

 

“When I got home, everyone was telling me that he was hanging out our bedroom window screaming at the cars passing by,” the student’s roommate said. “The first thing I see when I walk in is his dick. Right in my face.” 

 

The student’s housemates told reporters that the sophomore has been routinely causing public disturbances since returning to campus housing this fall, citing a dramatic breakup with his girlfriend and a slew of tough classes as probable stressers for his consistent antics. 

 

“He was a real calm dude last year,” one housemate said. “Next thing you know, total lunatic. Give him a beer, he gives you a night of chasing him down in the Morrow Plots and picking fights with bouncers at Joe’s.”

 

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