Welcome to recruitment season, scrubs. Every year, thousands of girls go through sorority recruitment trying to find their home—“home” being a place where they’re going to pay thousands of dollars to drink copious amounts of Burnett’s and mate with their fellow fraternity counterparts. It’s a veeerrrrrry exclusive gig to be a sorority girl, and every now and then someone less than worthy will try to slip through the cracks. From horsey faces to straight up demons, every sister has talked to a girl with a certain glitter in her eyes (Literally and figuratively. Not kidding. Stop throwing glitter guys, someone’s going to get an eye infection). Then there’s the one: the crazy-eyed lady. How do you talk to her? Well, we’re here to help.
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