Today is your day.
You’re off to Lollapalooza!
You’re off and away!
You’ve had too many brews.
You’ve bid sobriety a weekend adieu.
You can steer your crew
any direction you choose
You’re not on your own. You know who you want to see,
and YOU are the girl with the puppy tattoo?
You’ll look up and down stages. Look ‘em over with care.
About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.”
With your hands full of brews and your pockets full of flasks,
you get stuck behind the boy with the ammo tattoo.
You may not find any stages you’ll want to go to.
In that case, of course, you’ll head straight to the dance stage.
It’s opener there,
in the wide open air.
Over there things can happen…and frequently do.
When things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stare.
Just go right along, you can hula-hoop too
she’s def got a spare.
THE THINGS YOU’LL SEE!
You’ll be on on your way up! You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join Guy Fieri, who’s soared to high heights.
You’ll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So, be sure when you blaze.
Blaze with care and great tact
and remember that lighting up’s
a great balancing act.
be your name Carol or Sharyl
or Justin or Dustin.
The festival is over.
Your friends are waiting.
So… get on your way.