You should try to befriend at least one professor during your time at UMD. After all, you can only shower so much respect and affection on Testudo. The question is, which ones deserve your love? Trying to get to know your professor is kind of like going to a Maryland football game–it takes a lot of courage and effort to try it, and the reward is uncertain at best. So The Black Sheep has compiled this handy flowchart to help with the decision-making process.
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Of course, this flowchart does not guarantee that your professor is worthy of your friendship–after all, some are cranky old dinosaurs who probably used to hand out their syllabuses on stone tablets and seem hell-bent on making students miserable. Still, there are the cool ones who send you funny texts and are more loving and supportive than your actual parents. This flowchart ensures that you’re at least taking a step in the right direction towards that Master-Padawan relationship– has us all dreaming about.