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So, You’re Stuck In A Triple In Warren? Here’s How To Dupe Someone Into A Housing Swap
5/5 BU students agree that living in Warren Towers is no way to live. You cry...
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From The Desk Of President Robert A. Brown: I Didn’t Cancel Classes Because Of The Rain So I Could Watch You All Eat Shit
Dearest Terriers, It’s Robert A. Brown, your Boston University president and fearless leader. You might’ve just woken...
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BU Professor Pleasantly Surprised to See All 115 Students Show Up to Lecture on Last Day of Class
COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES—Today marks not only the last day of classes, but also the...
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BU Freshman Planning to Live in UPS Storage Box for Summer 2018
WARREN TOWERS — As yet another school year draws to a close, students across Boston University...
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5 BU Students with the Most Boujee Summer 2018 Vacation Plans
The last three days of classes are in effect and finals are right around the corner....
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Student at GSU Booth Withstands Record 15 Passive-Aggressive Stares
BOSTON UNIVERSITY — On April 10, 2018 BU student Amanda Murphy (ENG ’21) broke the record...
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The 6 Smells You’ll Smell Floating Through Mugar During Finals Week
With finals week just around the corner, hordes of BU students plan to set up camp...
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This Year’s Hot and Not of BU
With just one full week left in the Spring 2018 semester, students are preparing for another...
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Provost’s Office to Auction Best CAS Student Doodles of 2017-2018
BOOTH THEATRE—The end of another academic year is nearly upon us, and with it comes a...
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BU Admissions Fills BU Beach with Lounging Mannequins, Faking Appearance of Thriving Campus for Tours
BOSTON UNIVERSITY—BU Admissions has recently announced its plan to fill the BU Beach with lounging plastic...
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QUIZ: Which BU Bachelor Should Profess Your Love to this Valentine’s Day?
‘Tis the season for cheesy pickup lines, Hallmark Cards, and grandiose, passionate gestures that allow you...
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QUIZ: How Desperate Are You for An Internship in Boston This Summer?
Hot off spring break and in that weird purgatory area before finals, the thought of what...
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A Definitive and Brutally Honest Ranking of All BU Housing
In case you haven’t read the 99 emails that BU Housing has sent you, reserve your...
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Last Functioning Elevator in Warren Towers Tired of Being Puked In
WARREN TOWERS — Elevator 3, serving the residents of Marshall “B” Tower, has reported that it...
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A Brutally Honest Campus Map of Boston University
A short while ago, in a galaxy really close by because it was this galaxy, The...
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BU vs MIT vs Harvard Frat Parties: Ranked
Frat parties are an essential part of the college experience, but with the sheer quantity of...
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Quiz: Which Stereotypical BU Freshman Are You?
College is a time for finding yourself and making new friends and all that hunky doory...
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QUIZ: Which Floor Do You Belong On In Mugar?
You’re trapped in the hellhole that is Mugar 24/7, so you might as well get insight...
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QUIZVENTURE: You’re Locked out of Your Warren Dorm Wearing Only a Towel! Can You Make It Back In?
It’s 4 p.m. on a Thursday afternoon. You live in Warren, and you’ve just returned from...
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QUIZ: Which Notable BU Figure Are You?
Boston University boasts eight Nobel Laureates, twenty-three Pulitzer Prize winners, nine Academy Award winners, and a...