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Central Florida
5 Final Texts To Send Before You Die Of Boredom At UCF’s Next Home Game
Once you get to Spectrum Stadium, the true horrors of football are exposed: overpriced beer at...
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Central Florida
Wow! These Two People Tried Finding Parking On UCF’s Campus And Only One Was An Hour-And-A-Half Late To Class
We have all gone through that mad dash to find parking on UCF’s campus before class:...
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Central Florida
Riot Breaks Out At UCF Chili’s Karaoke Night After Student Sings Iris By The Goo Goo Dolls Three Times In A Row
A night of booze, second-hand embarrassment, and fajitas ended in riots after a student sang “Iris”...
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Central Florida
5 Ways To Steal The UCF Presidency From Dale Whittaker
Flunking out before classes even start? If you need a backup plan for a career, you...
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Central Florida
Yeah, Horse Girls Are Annoying, But Have You Met Literally Any UCF Clique?
Middle school really was a time to discover yourself, figuring out if you really are going...
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Central Florida
Slightly Concerning: Freshman Stoked After Passing First ‘Exam’ That Was Really Just An STD Screening
Tobias Masters, a 21-year-old freshman at UCF, finally passes his first official test on UCF on...
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Central Florida
‘UCF Was My Safety School,’ Says UCF Freshman Who Must Not Want Any Friends During His Time Here
UCF freshman Dennis Brown has become notorious on campus for obviously not wanting any friends during...
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Central Florida
5 Baseless Conspiracy Theories Behind The John C. Hitt Library Extension
Change is something that all college kids despise, and small changes in schedules can send even...
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Central Florida
Orlando Destinations to Finally Visit After Selling All the Plasma You’re Legally Allowed to Sell
As Summer B approaches, you finally have some time off since UCF didn’t offer the class...
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Central Florida
UCF Was Fine, But What School Should You Have ACTUALLY Gone To?
When choosing a college, most kids just pick the school that’s far enough to keep their...
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Which Crappy Campus Job Should You Have?
In past semesters, you’ve lived refund check to refund check, begged your parents for money biweekly,...
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The Judgmental Map of UCF
At the largest campus in the nation, you’re going to get lost at some point. You...
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The 6 Best Places to Nap on UCF’s Campus
It’s 1 p.m., you’ve just had lunch and you’re finally free from that lecture in...
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7 Things You’ll Experience at ’63 South
The name “‘63 South” sounds like a cheap 70’s Western that may or may not...
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The Men of UCF Tinder
UCF is huge. If driving onto campus on a Monday morning doesn’t tell you that we...
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5 Blatant Lies You’re Told During UCF Orientation
Everyone remembers it: clearing out a few days in your calendar and dreading coming to the...
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Top 7 Places to Cry at UCF
There are so many reasons to cry. Midterm grades are coming back. Homecoming’s over. It’s...
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Top 10 Objects You’ll Step On at Knight’s Pub
Knight’s Pub is the crème de la crème of nasty college bars: frat guys in...
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Where You Should Cry at UCF Based on How Shitty Your Day Has Been
The last 10 weeks have been the most stressful days of your college career. You haven’t...
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An Angry Letter to UCF Parking Services
Dear Parking Services, My temper has worn thin. My dreams are haunted with...