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What Each Cornell Major Will Be Day Drinking Over the Study Period
It’s the calm before the storm–that weird lull between the final round of prelims and the...
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Cornell Students Relieved to See Familiar Dreary Skies after Three Days of Burning Sunshine
After what seemed like an eternity burning in the hellish heat of the sun from a...
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A Guru’s Guide to Achieving Self Contentment This Prelim Season
So it’s that time of semester–again. Only this time, tensions are high and grades are at...
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5 Ways to Survive Ithaca Weather until Summer Arrives… If it Ever Arrives
Your mother calls you. She asks you what the weather’s like in Ithaca. You tell her...
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How to Dress to Impress at a Cornell Frat Party
The days of party themes are behind us unfortunately, and now we have to determine what...
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Don’t Have a Summer Internship? Here Are Cool Things to Tell People You’re Doing Instead
Summer is less than a few months away, and the people that have their shit together...
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How to Not Fail That Prelim Directly After Spring Break
It should be illegal to schedule prelims for the week after Cornell spring break, but it’s...
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Ideal Spring Break Locations for Each Cornell College
TGIASB—“Thank goodness it’s almost spring break” is a phrase muttered by a majority of Cornell students...
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6 Rejected Ideas from the ‘161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do’ List
Every Cornellian knows the “161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do” list, a carefully curated list of...
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6 Places to Seek Guidance with Your Mental Breakdown before Gannett
Every Cornellian knows that when you’re having a mental break, the place to go to is...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...
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5 Types of Cornell Students at Insomnia Cookies at 3 a.m.
Desperately craving a cookie at three in the morning but know it’s just this side of...
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7 Sexiest Cornell Alumni
Widely regarded as the most physically attractive school in the Ivy League (lol not really, can...
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6 Ways to Completely Piss Off Any Cornell Student
A school as diverse as Cornell brings students from all over the world to share ideas...
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6 Reasons to Be Suspicious of Denice A. Cassaro’s Emails
Every self-respecting Cornell student recognizes the name Denice Cassaro from the numerous pointless emails she spams...