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Cornell Students Relieved to See Familiar Dreary Skies after Three Days of Burning Sunshine
After what seemed like an eternity burning in the hellish heat of the sun from a...
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A Guru’s Guide to Achieving Self Contentment This Prelim Season
So it’s that time of semester–again. Only this time, tensions are high and grades are at...
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5 Ways to Survive Ithaca Weather until Summer Arrives… If it Ever Arrives
Your mother calls you. She asks you what the weather’s like in Ithaca. You tell her...
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How to Dress to Impress at a Cornell Frat Party
The days of party themes are behind us unfortunately, and now we have to determine what...
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Don’t Have a Summer Internship? Here Are Cool Things to Tell People You’re Doing Instead
Summer is less than a few months away, and the people that have their shit together...
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How to Not Fail That Prelim Directly After Spring Break
It should be illegal to schedule prelims for the week after Cornell spring break, but it’s...
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Ideal Spring Break Locations for Each Cornell College
TGIASB—“Thank goodness it’s almost spring break” is a phrase muttered by a majority of Cornell students...
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6 Rejected Ideas from the ‘161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do’ List
Every Cornellian knows the “161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do” list, a carefully curated list of...
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6 Places to Seek Guidance with Your Mental Breakdown before Gannett
Every Cornellian knows that when you’re having a mental break, the place to go to is...
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5 Tips to Seducing a Stranger in Mann Library
Mann Library is notorious for being the “social library” in which students go to feel as...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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Cornell Anatomy Most Students Have Memorized by Now
Cornell is a big university with many wonderful qualities. Sometimes it can be difficult to know...
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QUIZ: Which Cornell Icon Are You?
Cornell has a rich history of colorful cultural icons. Prepare to embrace your inner Happy Dave or...
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Top 5 Cornell Buildings Ranked by Their Vending Machines
So you’re exploring north campus at 3 a.m. desperately thinking that Louie’s might still be open,...
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6 Cornell GPA Hacks for When Your Grades Are in the Shitter
First semester is winding down here at Cornell which means it’s time to panic about your...
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5 Cornellians You Should Start Dating Now Because They’ll Be Rich One Day
If you’ve spent the last few weeks studying hard but still find yourself below the mean...