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7 Perks Cornell Students Should Get With The 3% Tuition Increase
Cornell University mysteriously has decided that it’s students aren’t quite occupied enough with social, financial, and...
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Cornell University Accused of Being “Liberal Snowflakes” After Canceling Classes
Cornell University has canceled classes on March 2, 2018 after receiving several inches of snow. On...
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QUIZ: Which Cornell Icon Are You?
Cornell has a rich history of colorful cultural icons. Prepare to embrace your inner Happy Dave or...
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5 Cornellians You Should Start Dating Now Because They’ll Be Rich One Day
If you’ve spent the last few weeks studying hard but still find yourself below the mean...
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7 Ways to Get to Class When You’re Not a Freshman with a Free TCAT Bus Pass
They get you hooked freshman year with the unlimited free bus pass. Waiting long, unreasonable times...
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Cornell Student Opts to Prolong February Break Forever
Shaun Angel-King ’20 spent break doing “absolutely fucking nothing.” He has reportedly forgotten about homework and...
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Dear Ithaca Wind, Please Kindly F*ck Off
Ithaca wind, you old fucking bastard. Why is it impossible to escape your malevolent grasp? There...
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7 Places on Cornell’s Campus to Lose Your Mind Before Prelim Season
Feeling down? Are you stressed that it feels like second semester just started but prelim season...
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Daily Cornell Struggles That Should Be Considered an Olympic Sport
Although you’re not anything close to an Olympic athlete, there are many Cornell struggles we face on...
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7 Valentine’s Day Cards for Cornellians to Give to That Special Someone
You’re a Cornellian, which means you’re beautiful and unique. You’re special enough to get into an...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...
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Top 5 Cornell Buildings Ranked by Their Vending Machines
So you’re exploring north campus at 3 a.m. desperately thinking that Louie’s might still be open,...
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Cornell Anatomy Most Students Have Memorized by Now
Cornell is a big university with many wonderful qualities. Sometimes it can be difficult to know...
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6 Ways to Completely Piss Off Any Cornell Student
A school as diverse as Cornell brings students from all over the world to share ideas...
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7 Sexiest Cornell Alumni
Widely regarded as the most physically attractive school in the Ivy League (lol not really, can...