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Cornell
QUIZ: How Many Jackets Will You Need to Survive the Return the Ithaca?
Cornell University has an incredibly diverse student body. With students from all over the world there’s...
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Cornell
7 Things Cornell Students ARE and AREN’T Excited About Returning for Spring Semester
Winter break: the time to disappoint family by admitting your GPA, zero responsibilities, and having fun,...
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Cornell
6 Excuses to Use When Your Mom Asks Why You Aren’t Dating Anyone
You know how much your mother loves to stay updated on your life; the new friends...
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Cornell
7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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Cornell
6 Things We Won’t Miss About Cornell During Winter Break
Winter break is finally here! Here we’ve compiled a list of things you will NOT miss...
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Campus Life
Top 6 Places to
ProcrastinateStudy for Cornell FinalsWant complete and total privacy while you pretend to watch Khan Academy videos on your laptop?...
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Campus Life
Things Cornell Students Wish They Could Say to TCAT
With a massive campus and frigid winters, Cornell students rely on the TCAT, and many of...
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Campus Life
6 Things Cornellians Would Have Brought Over on the Mayflower
The Mayflower set sail almost 400 years ago and changed the course of history. But what...
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Campus Life
6 Cornell GPA Hacks for When Your Grades Are in the Shitter
First semester is winding down here at Cornell which means it’s time to panic about your...
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Campus Life
Study Shows 96% of Cornell Students Don’t Give a Damn if They’re Jaywalking
After realizing that numerous students are almost hit by cars daily, President Martha Pollack decided to...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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Cornell Anatomy Most Students Have Memorized by Now
Cornell is a big university with many wonderful qualities. Sometimes it can be difficult to know...
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QUIZ: Which Cornell Icon Are You?
Cornell has a rich history of colorful cultural icons. Prepare to embrace your inner Happy Dave or...
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Top 5 Cornell Buildings Ranked by Their Vending Machines
So you’re exploring north campus at 3 a.m. desperately thinking that Louie’s might still be open,...
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6 Cornell GPA Hacks for When Your Grades Are in the Shitter
First semester is winding down here at Cornell which means it’s time to panic about your...
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...