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Cornell
Is There Hope for You This Semester at Cornell Based Off Your First Week Back?
We all start off the new semester full of hope, confident that our previous failures are...
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Cornell
QUIZ: How Many Jackets Will You Need to Survive the Return the Ithaca?
Cornell University has an incredibly diverse student body. With students from all over the world there’s...
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Cornell
7 Things Cornell Students ARE and AREN’T Excited About Returning for Spring Semester
Winter break: the time to disappoint family by admitting your GPA, zero responsibilities, and having fun,...
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Cornell
6 Excuses to Use When Your Mom Asks Why You Aren’t Dating Anyone
You know how much your mother loves to stay updated on your life; the new friends...
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Cornell
7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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Cornell
6 Things We Won’t Miss About Cornell During Winter Break
Winter break is finally here! Here we’ve compiled a list of things you will NOT miss...
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Campus Life
Top 6 Places to
ProcrastinateStudy for Cornell FinalsWant complete and total privacy while you pretend to watch Khan Academy videos on your laptop?...
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Campus Life
Things Cornell Students Wish They Could Say to TCAT
With a massive campus and frigid winters, Cornell students rely on the TCAT, and many of...
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Campus Life
6 Things Cornellians Would Have Brought Over on the Mayflower
The Mayflower set sail almost 400 years ago and changed the course of history. But what...
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Campus Life
6 Cornell GPA Hacks for When Your Grades Are in the Shitter
First semester is winding down here at Cornell which means it’s time to panic about your...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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5 Types of Cornell Students at Insomnia Cookies at 3 a.m.
Desperately craving a cookie at three in the morning but know it’s just this side of...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...
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6 Tips on Hiking Libe Slope That Will Save Your Life
Cornell University is one of the hardest schools in the country. It’s hard to get into,...
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6 Ways to Completely Piss Off Any Cornell Student
A school as diverse as Cornell brings students from all over the world to share ideas...
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6 Reasons to Be Suspicious of Denice A. Cassaro’s Emails
Every self-respecting Cornell student recognizes the name Denice Cassaro from the numerous pointless emails she spams...