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Cornell
Is There Hope for You This Semester at Cornell Based Off Your First Week Back?
We all start off the new semester full of hope, confident that our previous failures are...
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Cornell
QUIZ: How Many Jackets Will You Need to Survive the Return the Ithaca?
Cornell University has an incredibly diverse student body. With students from all over the world there’s...
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Cornell
7 Things Cornell Students ARE and AREN’T Excited About Returning for Spring Semester
Winter break: the time to disappoint family by admitting your GPA, zero responsibilities, and having fun,...
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Cornell
6 Excuses to Use When Your Mom Asks Why You Aren’t Dating Anyone
You know how much your mother loves to stay updated on your life; the new friends...
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Cornell
7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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Cornell
6 Things We Won’t Miss About Cornell During Winter Break
Winter break is finally here! Here we’ve compiled a list of things you will NOT miss...
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Campus Life
Top 6 Places to
ProcrastinateStudy for Cornell FinalsWant complete and total privacy while you pretend to watch Khan Academy videos on your laptop?...
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Campus Life
Things Cornell Students Wish They Could Say to TCAT
With a massive campus and frigid winters, Cornell students rely on the TCAT, and many of...
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Campus Life
6 Things Cornellians Would Have Brought Over on the Mayflower
The Mayflower set sail almost 400 years ago and changed the course of history. But what...
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Campus Life
6 Cornell GPA Hacks for When Your Grades Are in the Shitter
First semester is winding down here at Cornell which means it’s time to panic about your...
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10 Easy Peasy Classes to Take at Cornell
First semester is halfway through and it’s almost time to get pre-enrolling for the next one....
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7 Pie Charts to Answer All Your Questions About Cornell
Life at Cornell is a busy time, so it’s not like you have time to read...
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The Judgmental Map of Cornell University
Sweet home Ithaca–our very own bastion of dirty liberalism in the God-forsaken wasteland of upstate New...
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QUIZ: Do You Belong at Cornell or Should You Have Gone to a ‘Real Ivy’
Everyone keeps saying Cornell isn’t a real Ivy. Are you a Fake Ivy kinda person? Or...
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7 Hilarious Times Movies/TV Shows Made Fun of Cornell
Cornell, despite being a prestigious and incredibly difficult institution, is very easy to make fun of....
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QUIZ: What Slutty Cornell Costume Should You Be for Halloween?
Want to dress up for Halloween but don’t know how much respect and dignity you’re good...
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7 Sexiest Cornell Alumni
Widely regarded as the most physically attractive school in the Ivy League (lol not really, can...
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5 Types of Cornell Students at Insomnia Cookies at 3 a.m.
Desperately craving a cookie at three in the morning but know it’s just this side of...
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Cornell Anatomy Most Students Have Memorized by Now
Cornell is a big university with many wonderful qualities. Sometimes it can be difficult to know...
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Top 5 Cornell Buildings Ranked by Their Vending Machines
So you’re exploring north campus at 3 a.m. desperately thinking that Louie’s might still be open,...